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Has its perks as well. Parkinson’s Law and the Peter Principle? I couldn’t care less. But I ain’t careless. My job requires me to be on top of my game. Or it’s game over. For me. Literally.
Luckily, life is hard. In other words, I’m definitely not complaining: there’s so much hate, spite, and all-around stupidity that my business is booming.
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Understandably. You’d rather see this entire planet go up in flames than to watch Bob’s and Miranda’s kids scroll their social media feeds all day long. You know what? I think I’m with you on that one. Conditioning these poor suckers to be victims of run-of-the-mill status games seems rather cruel.
With all that in mind, aren’t you slowly becoming aware that your cynicism is pushing it a little too far? Because when it comes to accessibility, even you have to get real. People who don’t see much — or anything at all; people who don’t hear much — or anything at all. Yes, blind and deaf people, as we used to call them. Well, those with any kind of disability, really…they get to participate more and more in a reality that has felt rather exclusionary to them up until now.
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